It’s just my mum and I for the next 10 days. Lord have mercy on us all.
On tonight’s episode, in the car:
Mum: I’m going to stop and get some flyers (meaning = stop so I can pick up a bag of flyers by the post box.)
Me: You mean tomorrow when you walk the dog?!
Mum: TIFFANY!
Slows down near post box.
Me: Ok mum, tuck and roll, TUCK AND ROLL!!
Mum’s not moving.
Me: COME ON, tuck and roll if you want to get the flyers.
Mum still not moving.
Mum: Tiffany!
Me: Fine. Lets mum out but then drives away very slowly.
…
Me: Come on! If you want back in the car, you’re going to have to walk faster than that. HAAAAAHAHAHAHA
After what seems like a ridiculous amount of time later I finally stop and let mum back in the car.
Me: That never gets old.
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A short while later:
I walked to the kitchen to see my mum standing there, with a frying pan in hand and a ‘caught red handed’ look on her face. I asked her what she was doing. Silence. “Are you going after the flies in here with that?”. *Nods head. I laugh all the way back to my room.
It can only get better/crazier from here.
*Audible sigh 